e martë, 24 korrik 2007

Over The Transom, Part 3: Mom keeps trying to fix me up w/ women even though she knows about Gregory. Doesn't she realise that Gregory is EVERYTHING?

Pregnancy cleavage can be a beautiful development, but serving up one's bosom like melons at a picnic is aggressively self-indulgent, enormously distracting and, unless you're auditioning for a spread in Penthouse, unnecessarily vulgar.

Neil Hennessey fidgeted, blathered and wept through the interview last week and one couldn't help but gape in amazement at her astonishing aesthetic meltdown. It's hard to recall the last time someone as famous as Neil Hennessey -- without any accompanying substance-abuse rumours -- appeared so startlingly, slovenly wretched.

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