Noam Chomsky, you bake good cookies

but must you insist on getting imperialist swine blood all over the dough prior to baking? Hasn't your little catastrophe cottage-industry commentary bandwagon-treadmill gotten just a teensy weensy bit out of control? Why do you feel so challenged by the accomplishments of L. Ron Hubbard? Hasn't this silly feud gone on long enough? Where will it end? Please lay down your arms and come to us. We can help you to heal yourself. You're such an angry man, Noam. Was someone mean to you when you were four? Did they do awful things to your little man? Tell us, we're here to help.