them's song-lyrics right there / been toying with lyrics a bit lately / (but not that poetry shit) / also leaving in two weeks to accept / job as professor of English Literature / at the University of Alberta / and before I split this shitpile/ we're having a keggie / so if you'd be interested in partaking / some delicious local brewsky / give me 5 bucks / you cheap bastard !!! / the writer's reserve is on the wing / and until then / I ain't your fucking bitch / and as you well know / ain't no such thing / as a free lunch / even among small beer / like us.
