happy list:1 monochromatic rainbows
2 leprechauns trampled by zebras
3 cupcakes used to smother poets in hospital hallways (circa 1988)
4 laconic explosions
5 black urine unicorn on the cob
6 patricia highsmith's tits (circa 1964!)
7 rollercoasters
8 movies in general but not Bollywood
9 razorblades
10 cumshots on eyelashes
11 finding found photographs
12 taking a shit after holding it for a long time
13 experimen:tally-ho!
14 pabst blue ribbon
15 live musique concrete
16 the secret colour agent orange man
17 any work on paper in general but not always (viz. CanLit)
18 Times Square in New York New York (circa 1975)
19 naked women in general but not always
20 my pretty glue factory pony
21 The Mighty Ducks 1 & 2 poltergeist 2 not 1 (the third ones can suck my left ball)
22 pornography / masturbation
23 THC
24 Barbara Amiel's vagina (circa 1976!)
25 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
26 weapons in general
27 White Castle Ivory Snow boxes (circa 1972)
28 Ho-Hos
29 clean prostitutes and dirty amateurs
30 Ghostbusters but not always
31 writing / typing
32 Huff the Magic Dragon
33 The word "douchebag"
34 satire
35 dirt bikes (not harleys)
36 espresso
37 rough house sex
38 fumetti
39 Bazooka Joe Bubble gun (even though the "taste" lasts 10 seconds, it's a great 10 seconds)
40 Corned beef on rye
41 People who make me laugh
42 bourbon
43 key lime abortion
44 crabapple pie
45 pantys
46 invective
47 cigarettes
48 nectarines
49 beans and rice (not moors & christians)
50 books in general but not always
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