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e mërkurë, 27 qershor 2007

Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

A: "See you next month!"

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the past is death

Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed

... equipment that was "obstructing" one dune buggy route (1)
... since the splash was actually created by the chunk of moola involved (1)
"Holly Hobby is a ninja from a 'Pata-gonia..." (1)
"how to apply monty cantsin to your wound" (1)
"how to apply" (1)
"I have an extravagance that knows no bounds." (1)
"Now I am the twin mother of twin one-year-old Calgarians and our realpolitik exceeds my wildest dreams" (1)
"soho as in new york city soho or england soho?" As in Small Office Home Office - you gotta be white collar (1)
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and ... Then there was the flowchart. I was using FreeMind to draw up a flowchart .... (1)
"Where is the lamp outage indicator at on a 99 cadillac deville?" Resources Development Chair Allan Briesmaster asked (1)
A Critical Approach to Pornography and the Debates that Divided the Feminist Movement. Home · Academics · First-Year Seminars · Courses; Got Porn? ... (1)
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A memo from hammer studio comedy department (1)
a minor army of manipulators (1)
a scream that cannot be named but that can be on tv (1)
a squad of riot police materialized (1)
A Theory Of The Lower Fiddling Intestines splayed over a dank alley in metal (1)
after the ‘42 Stalingrad ballet season (1)
all across the U.S.A. (1)
all i want for black christmas is my two front teeth sunk into your back side (1)
all in colour for a per diem (1)
ALL the books are good. Every book is good. Every person is great. Everyone must shine. All the shiny books are good. Can i go home now? (1)
all we are is dust in the chb clear-cut forest fires of "the angel's" annihilating ambition (1)
an armless bit of fun (1)
Analyze how specific language choices contribute to meaning and create style; Analyze language choices that create tone; Analyze figurative language that ... (1)
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and if that doesn't work (1)
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and lovers. ... (1)
and now the highbrow and lowbrow make a unibrow (1)
another leaf from the Dustbowl Exhibition of Canadian Ephemeral poetics (1)
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back in 1967 we would have put you all up against the wall and waited until 1968 to show you what a REAL fake revolution looks like (1)
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but its warm inside here (1)
but she soon became disgusted (1)
but who really cares what average people are concerned with -- they can have their maggie batemans (1)
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ex-use me while i kiss this guy Boy Darren and the culture clique of "critique" (1)
excuse me but can i be paid in beer crickets? (1)
excuse me but can i get some funding here for making all these voices (1)
excuse me but can i keep my M.A. if i peel the stickers? (1)
Fallen in the Palace of Stampede Grounds Reversal (1)
fat brat pack sniffing at your fanny pack (1)
Few would dispute George I'd Suck His Woodcock’s claim that Gary Geddes is Canada’s best political poet. A teacher (1)
finished with my woman cos she couldn't help me with my mind (1)
food and clothing from slaughter houses and shopping malls (1)
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for more than a quarter of a century the surrealist have not produced a decent single or album (1)
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from 'the amoire of curios' by sister Mary Glover K. Maggie (1)
Fuck the Facts On occasions when the facts have particularly infuriated me (1)
grammarless syntax and others (1)
Griffin Foundation For Excellence In Spreading It On Thick Through The Thin (1)
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He really redid his living room over in a dark wood paneling and outfitted it with earth-tone Naugahyde® bean bag chairs (1)
Heavy vehicles (1)
Hello Christian Bök. I enjoyed the piece about you in the Shopping column (1)
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Horror: My Very Short Career in the Movies. (1)
how about finding a tree in your own town thats ready to help take the pressure off (1)
How To Swallow A Stool (1)
I Dreamt I Saw Hugo beg bp "whos your Dada now cupcake?" (1)
i eat at the kootenay school of writing if you love read meat (1)
I have sweaty stink socks and juiced and stinky pantyhose. (1)
I hope you get a job where you're known as The Kiss-Ass. (1)
I Italic (1)
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i love it when hitler would said Nuff said during those heated after dinner chats at the Wolfsschanze (1)
I never met a man who liked strippers because he played with Barbie dolls as a kid though I have met strippers who played with Barbie dolls as a kid (1)
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if you dress anything like Rob dress up like a goblin well you'd look like a massive spunky nob (1)
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its uncanny but there are other similarities too (1)
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james huberty came close (1)
Jenna Jameson's enthusiastic support for a President Hillary. Gee (1)
Jesuit suppositories Meeting at Camp Concentration (1)
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just like the president (1)
karl kempton was not there (1)
Kick Off Your Spring Break the right way with Zirconia or BAD BAD... (1)
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more substantial Cred Zeppelin tributes (1)
nail it down and its yours (1)
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newsreel footage (1)
nineteen eighty form - that's a band right? a beer? (1)
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not the poetry. ... (1)
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oh spank oh spank. Shout out you say it. other's see it. Report abuse (1)
once we corner this tish thing we'll take out those Vehicules fucks (1)
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or was it underwhich editions? can't remember (1)
outlaw bikers (1)
paul mccartney sends ringo's sincerest regrets along with the rest of michael jackson's nose (1)
pee in their eye and tell em it's rainin (1)
pen pals in prison. Single men and women with photos and personal ads in a correctional facility seeking friendship. Write to a criminal (1)
penthouse confessions of a small racketeer press agent (1)
people who chop at the Gape (1)
phat people (1)
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professor type with naughty couplets seeks some (1)
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Queen's Sister portrays Princess Margaret as bisexual drug-using slut. (1)
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really they print books like this and really people buy books like this really people know what the fuck a ghazal is (1)
recording the Ursonate speed record..... (1)
Remember when drew barrymore was a performance piece of cake? (1)
Rob is the poet who wrote and white ethnic people were victimized by his lang-po (1)
Saint Christopher's medallions in all orifices; geORge UU bUsh - talented residual poet (1)
sexy junkie grammer p)rn no i mean p)em (1)
SimCity (1989) (1)
skin is beauty deep (1)
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snoopy sno-cone machines of loving grace (1)
so he takes off for Spain to get away from it all. (1)
Soft toffees made of venom (1)
songs and photographs. (1)
Spacewar (1962) (1)
Star Raiders (1979) (1)
stay away from brown-shoed salesmen from Saskatchewan (1)
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stupid lemon dog tricks (a cbc outreach project) (1)
Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990) (1)
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she was trained to be the ultimate Thugee (1)
shop till you drop dead (1)
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Take me to the river (1)
Tangled TISH : untidy (1)
Tetris (1985) (1)
time you don't get back when you travel into the future (1)
Today's Moment of Poetry: watching a passenger on the tube who'd fallen ..... boy nearly gets sexually assaulted by creepy foofy-haired manager (1)
told through interviews (1)
tonight on open mike theatre: the flour horsemen - who are they now? (1)
Toward a New Poetics (1)
translator anthologist (1)
trapped beneath tons of steel magnolias from the word... the building sentence crumbles (1)
trojan horse fillets (1)
that person was my lovely wife (1)
that silly time rebecca lost her purse in the used muse warehouse (1)
that which should go without saying should just go without saying that which (1)
the class of 2006 (1)
the County Coroner’s Office actually offers a gift shop. Or you may wish to browse their line of merchandise at their online shop. ... (1)
the fictional story of a blinded Vietnam veteran who comes home after the war and everybody wants him to be a hero (1)
The Heart of the Heartless West Side Story (1)
the mudville nine (1)
the new Coach House prospered by killing off all the horsemen (1)
The noble German generously parleys his lady-killing charm into a sexual assignation ... (1)
the reenactment of the killing scene with much interest. Now the reaction was one of cheering (1)
the rest is dross -- this means you (1)
There are No Limits to what the tobacco companies will do when they market their addictive and deadly products (1)
there are No Limits to what youth in ... (1)
There is no fence or hedge around time that has gone. You can go back and have what you like if you remember it well enough (1)
there may be other verse old lady turns blue instead of right (1)
There was a lot of hype and gullibility including my own. Sue me mutherfucker (1)
there's a choice we're making / We're saving our own lives". (1)
those maggies and their meaning machines (1)
U Underline (1)
uncle rebus would not approve (1)
Untouchable Swizz Watch (what time is it frat boy wood up) (1)
violence and the sacred (1)
voluminous hairstyles (1)
war of the worlds readymade homewarez (1)
watch me drown. (1)
We'll also touch on revision and collaboration. Arrive with an open mind and leave with a heap of medicore poems (1)
Wealth is the product of man's capacity to think. (1)
what a shocker. (1)
What did bloggers blog about on their bloggy blogs before you rode in on your lez-tastic motorcycle? (1)
what happens when you scream at the scream and Nobodaddy hears you? (1)
what the waber-huth taliban want u 2 B (1)
what the world needs now is nothing a head on a stick won't solve (1)
when it got dark (1)
where bill bissett and nail polish meat (1)
where there's crack in the armour there's a way (1)
where's my fucking bp? (1)
which had been on loan (1)
who had been searching for ... (1)
Who's doping Who in the League of Canadian Poets (1)
why anyone might want to do that is a whole nother thing (1)
Why do some stories truly ring in the mind while others leave you with the feeling of 'what was the point?' (1)
why don't you geeks shut up and go to back to the fucking star trek convention (1)
winner of the charles ng's fly by night day camp craft day colouring contest (1)
with a knick-knack paddywhack give a dog a bone (1)
women who like knives thrown at them are great (1)
worn by conformist women in the 1970's (1)
yea but is it arf? (1)
yea but is it pottery (1)
Yogi Bear Never Even Knew What Street Yoga Was On (1)
You can't take the womb out of Wombles. Wobblers anonymous. The story of the Wobblies (1)
you know what to do (1)
You need to be a part of this (1)
Your search - mennitie bedwetters - did not match any documents. (1)
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